Merry Christmas to all who stumble upon these pages and indeed stumble into The Dublin Castle over the festive period and thence stumble further on into what is after all very much the CBGBs of London, where it’s our pleasure all year round to offer you kick butt live music for very little money. Why not throw us a turkey bone this Christmas, fanx guv, we may be poor but we’re happy innit lorks a lummy, thanks The Baby Jesus. All killer no filler coming up in 2019, check out the listings- and that killer diller ratio is the key with our Cool Yule Chrimble radio partay outta Soho Radio. You can hear this fabulous aural figgy pudding with a swift click or tap just there behind that rather dashing Xmas image of one obnoxious big kid who’ll be getting jack shit off Santa this year.. Remember kids when it comes to New Years Resolutions don’t be like that twat, it’s nice to be nice, so be nothin’ but nice in N- N- N- N-Nineteen. Apart from when you need to be narsty…Fuck Brexshit, up the workers, up the punks, and up, up and away in my wonderful balloon. What else….

Nothing is more representative of sexy, sassy Franglish entende cordial of a magical musical making than Serge Gainsbourg coming and going over Jane Birkin’s internal organs in song. So let’s say Les Greetings to our amis Francaises et Bon Fecking Jour. L’homme qui appelle Monsieur Paul Taylor is un English homme, un comedian natch, qui bleedin well habite en La Belle France innit guv and he plus TV crew Francaises joined Tony et Jim Du Buggerbear and Lord Numb’s batteur Le Jez pour un petit peu of vive le difference type chat on Bug Bear’s Tales Of The Dublin Castle on le premier radio station Le Boogaloo this semain, vous get me? ‘Stereotrip’, a Jolly Spiffing French TV Show hosted by Paul on Canal Plus, poses le question, is English music le best dans le world and shit? Porqoui about tout le monde? Join the mass debate right here behind Serge and Jane, with beaucoup du fab musical illustrations, d’accord. Fifi La Hamill came along too and nous drank vin rouge and le jetez our berets dans the air with joy. English food. Pah! Tell ya wot though, French birds eh, phwoar etc. Bof! Top chat and top music, some English, some French, some Irish, THE LOT! Contes Des Dublin Castle, Merci beaucoup. Ou est le pen de ma tante et ou est mon bleedin jilet jaune?